Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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That was out loudI was having a pint with the inimitable Pooflake when the subject of MIDI files as backing to our crucifixion of "handbags and gladrags". It appeared that the whole backing track was going well except for one sound that he couldn't get right.
As we were leaving he turned to me and said "Right. I'm off home, I've just got to sort out my oboe".
Raised eyebrows all around as I dissolved into tears of laughter..
I suppose you had to be there.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:54, 2 replies)
Where IS Pooflake?I haven't seen one of his answers on here for yonks
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)
^He doesn't like us anymore.
His new work doesn't allow b3ta and he's realised that, though he thought we were important, he doesn't even miss us.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 3:09, closed)
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