Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In an office I worked in many moons ago, we had a Henry hoover. For those not in the know, this is a little red industrial hoover with a face on it and a long hose where the nose is. Cheeky little hoover. Anyway, we also had a bigger hoover in blue which also had a face, I think it might have been a George, who knows, we called it big Henry.
Little Henry was a bit rubbish really, his vacuum power was crap, and we only used him for 'light' hoovering tasks. Big Henry was the daddy of hoovering, but he'd been suffering the same fate, albeit intermittently. Bloody Henry hoover design flaw.
Anyway, some posh rich types who owned some part of the company came to visit our little sub branch one day to pretend they give a crap. Sadly the office cleaner, dippy Helen, chose the moment they entered the room to scream like a banshee with the clap 'BIG HENRY, HE SUCKS, DON'T HE?'
...one of the posh types was called Henry, and he was a rather portly man.
We bought a Dyson.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:49, 3 replies)
the rangehenry is red and is dry only
george is green and wet and dry.
sorry. im so sad.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)
ClickFor the description of vacuum cleaners with faces
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)
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