Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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my job is dull, this really was the highlight of my dayIn one of those online tech support chats with Dell only yesterday..
Agent (Kaushik_Nath): "I see that your computer is indeed an Inspiron 630M, shipped originally with Windows XP Professional."
Agent (Kaushik_Nath): "Do you have the computer which is in question next to you at the moment, Jennifer?"
Jennifer: "I do indeed"
**slight pause**
Agent (Kaushik_Nath): "I apologize for the delay in my response due to a slight tool error at my end."
Jennifer: "I hope your tool is performing properly now"
Agent (Kaushik_Nath): "Yes. It is all fine now. Thank you."
Ha ha ha ha.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:10, 2 replies)
I made a tool error onceBut the judge and prosecution insisted on calling it 'paedophilia'...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
lol love it*clicks*
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:16, closed)
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