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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I've got a big one.
A 2.1 that is. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:20, 8 replies)
Yay!
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(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)
Good job you!

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:52, closed)
congrats!
That's good news!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:21, closed)
*snigger!*
I'll show you my two (and) one!

Seriously though, congratulations.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)
Congratulations
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 11:00, closed)
Woo
Congratulations!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)
well done!
Pat yourself on the back!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:37, closed)

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