Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Said the actress to the bishop.. .. ..I employ a bloke called Dave (not his real name but, surprisingly, the name by which everyone knows him) who is a constant source of innuendo. Only 10 mins ago he came out with this gem while discussing sharing his coursework assignments with one of his friends.
"I give him one and then he lets me see one he's just done."
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:52, Reply)
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