Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Who's got the Horn?!On Thursday me and a friend were in a Beefeater, ordering dessert, when we noticed on the menu a lovely looking fruit pudding called 'THE HORN OF PLENTY'. This led to about 10 minuites of screaming and crying with laughter, cue table next to us complaining and moving to the other side of the room to finish their meal.
Naturally I had to order it - I managed to get as far as 'I'll have the horn...' before erupting in uncontrollable lolz. She didn't get it....just stared at me blankly. Misrable cow.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:33, 1 reply)
hmm...Perhaps because its as amusing as a turd in the bath?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)
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