Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Does anyone REALLY still usethe word "pussy" when referring to a/their cat??? The ammount of stories on here using it is mental. I've never used it, never heard anyone use it unless it was intentional.
Maybe I'm just sheltered?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:47, 5 replies)
I've never actually heard "pussy" used innocentlyand certainly not when referring to a cat unless the inuendo was intended.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:13,
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yeah, I knowbut, FFS it's like 1 in every 10 stories on here mention it.
Surely NOBODY says it unless they're talking about pissflaps?!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:26, closed)
I work in a vetsand YES they do. Mostly the older generation, but the crazies say it sometimes as well.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:37,
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fucking hell!You really do learn something new every day.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 18:37, closed)
Oh dear... it just must be me then...My mate has a cat but she was too bone idle to give it a name so just called it 'pussy'. A few years ago when she first got her it was wildly amusing saying that we had a 'hungry pussy' and asking 'does pussy want some meat' but now I think we've 'overdone the filthy pussy talk' and its not that funny... boooo.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)
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