
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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During a statistics class, the lecturer was noting down how many fair haired blokes, fair haired wimmins, dark haired blokes and dark haired wimmins were in the class so we could do statistical analysis on it. He said "would the dark haired girls put up their hands so I can have a feel"...
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 22:52, Reply)
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