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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Accidental Innuendo, eh?
Well, like in most northern families, my family tends to shorten the phrase "spilt Ocean Spray cranberry and blueberry juice" to the single word "shit", and likewise, we replace the word "laptop" with the two words "massive" and "penis", together of course, as a mighty phrase.

Needless to say, my cockney girlfriend was awful shocked when she came to stay and my mother screamed that I had "SHIT ON HER MASSIVE PENIS".

Even more shocked when I explained my family slang, and then explained again that the statement she made had nothing to do with juice and portable computers.

(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 22:55, 2 replies)
I just..
don't get it.. please explain...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:26, closed)

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