Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A la Scorpion belowThere's a carwash place here in town that offers "the best handjob in town"
It MUST have been intended, ffs its on one of the busiest roads through the city. In the red light area too.
edit . . . I see, from several pages back, that someone in Doncaster must have nicked the handjob claim from here (NZ)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:40, 3 replies)
nope......it definitely existed, although it's now been replaced with a block of flats.
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Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 12:54,
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There's one in WakefieldOn the road out towards Sharlston/ Pontefract.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 13:43,
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I've seen a building company's vanthat says QUALITY ERECTIONS. No way that's accidental!
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