Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Religious innuendoMy friend's dad used to be a priest in his local village, and when we used to go round his house, we'd always be cracking up at the brass plaque that was on his dad's desk to remind us all of his religous duty:
"Let God fill you with his great peace"
How we giggled like little children.
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flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:51,
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ho yesrecall many Sundays chortling at the peace of the lord be with you.
and the holey of holeys
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