Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was talking to my friends the other dayand the topic of conversation came up to the Jailbreak thats happening nearby my place soon.
For those who don't know, a jailbreak is (often) a charity fundraiser where teams of people are taken to a mystery location and have to get back to the original location without any money (so, by means of hitching lifts, etc). Another type of jailbreak is starting at one location and trying to get as far away as possible in 24 hours.
Anyway, my friends and I were discussing the latter. We were talking about what team I would be in, and seeing as i didnt want to go on my own, I had already talked it over with my sister, who had agreed to go with me.
We hadn't discussed a location we would attempt to get to, so i told my friends:
"I just want to see how far I can get with my sister"
Which of course, made me a lovely target of humiliation.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:32, Reply)
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