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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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what what (in da butt)
my boss just came in with something and kept saying "what... what".

which kept putting that awful samwell song in my head (i can't do clever linkys, but it's on youtube if you are very bored. and alone in your office).

so i kept thinking "you wanna do it in my butt?" instead of "you wanna charge an additional quarter's service charge?"

which is mildly less entertaining......
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:05, 7 replies)
Yes
Edit: To the second to last sentence, not the last. Just to clear that up.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:12, closed)
I wish I'd never heard that song
I wasn't really concentrating when I clicked on the link someone had sent me.

I sat distractedly through the opening bit, not paying attention to what was happening in my ears.

I only realised what I was listening to (in the middle of a crowded office) when the line "you wanna do it in my butt? Ok" came through my speakers.

I don't click on links anymore.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:13, closed)
Oh my sodding Christ.
I'm half torn as to whether I should erase my memory or immediately force all my friends to see this.

There must be some way of doing both.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:18, closed)
@bawbag
booze.

answers both questions!

@kroney

thanks for clearing that up. like all lawyers, everything is open to negotiation. even da butt.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, closed)
Well
I wouldn't like to leave it messy.

As it were.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, closed)
Trust La Swipe
To get a decent answer in for this topic. Better than most this week.
*Clicky*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:46, closed)
Thanks to you
I've had that bloody tune going round my head all day.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

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