Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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There's a fair bit of this online as well.
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:51, 9 replies)
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:51, 9 replies)
2, 5, 6 and 8
It seems they are no more.
How many times do people feel the need to list all these websites? It doesn't even raise a smile now...
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:03, closed)
It seems they are no more.
How many times do people feel the need to list all these websites? It doesn't even raise a smile now...
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:03, closed)
TRL
There was a story in one of our papers today about a couple who had a Tunnocks tower instead of a wedding cake. Made up of tiers of tea cakes and caramel wafers. Brilliant!
This is assuming, of course, that these are the Tunnocks products of your desire? Oh, and another story about the factory tour being booked up a year in advance.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, closed)
There was a story in one of our papers today about a couple who had a Tunnocks tower instead of a wedding cake. Made up of tiers of tea cakes and caramel wafers. Brilliant!
This is assuming, of course, that these are the Tunnocks products of your desire? Oh, and another story about the factory tour being booked up a year in advance.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, closed)
I'm not sure if any of those are actual real sites and not joke sites
However, this is a real site, and a darned useful one at that:
www.OddSexChange.com
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:16, closed)
However, this is a real site, and a darned useful one at that:
www.OddSexChange.com
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:16, closed)
Heh. A Tunnocks tower.
I like it!
Big Girl's Blouse brought me my very first Tunnocks cakes after I commented that I had never had one. Gotta say, they're pretty excellent.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:55, closed)
I like it!
Big Girl's Blouse brought me my very first Tunnocks cakes after I commented that I had never had one. Gotta say, they're pretty excellent.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:55, closed)
here's the link
to the story, but sadly no accompanying picture
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news-feed/2008/06/16/man-wafer-86908-20608910/
If you've tried the cakes, the next step is the Caramel Wafers. The most excellent biscuit in the whole world.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:08, closed)
to the story, but sadly no accompanying picture
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news-feed/2008/06/16/man-wafer-86908-20608910/
If you've tried the cakes, the next step is the Caramel Wafers. The most excellent biscuit in the whole world.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:08, closed)
Seconded
Tunnock's wafers are the Ace.
Even for us soft southerners.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:00, closed)
Tunnock's wafers are the Ace.
Even for us soft southerners.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:00, closed)
Don't forget the British Association of Plastic Surgeons
www.baps.co.uk/
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)
www.baps.co.uk/
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)
I submitted www.therapistfinder.com
to the B3ta newsletter (where it was included) many moons ago.
True fact.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)
to the B3ta newsletter (where it was included) many moons ago.
True fact.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)
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