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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me but a friend
Was out in Japan and was at a formal meal with students and teachers.

As the night wore on she was chatting to the students who were asking her to say cheers in different ways so she starts off simple with:

Cheers
Bottoms Up

and other such ones and then says:
Chin Chin

The whole room falls silent, apparently, at this formal meal she'd just said penis, quite loudly...

Not sure if this is true as my Japanese extends to very basic stuff such as hello and thank you but can someone confirm?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:26, 5 replies)
Not an innuendo but maybe racist...
... I had a similar incident whereby on a first date she said "chinky chink" quite loudly when we toasted over a bottle of wine.... like with your friend the whole room fell silent and we had to wait nearly an hour for our meal to be served

and i never went out with her again
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:03, closed)
Cool
Cos I do tell that story a few times so it's nice ot know it;s sort of true!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:14, closed)
There's even a song about it...
www.myspace.com/sputnikomusic

Crazy Japanese woman who once shared a bill with my own band. I think "Chinko" is the penis song. The Google song's quite good as well.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:28, closed)
Chinpokomon
It does indeed mean cock. I work in kindergartens so hear it quite a bit, but we also hear it out and about when getting drunk. Usually from ourselves when we try and excourage a rousing shout of "chin chin" from the locals. Normally goes down quite well, but there have been the occasional dirty looks from salarymen who haven't had enough to drink yet!

Variations; chin-chin, chinpo and chinko.
The South Park episode (s3e10) titled 'Chinpokomon' went right over my head, till I watched it with Japanese friends having been in Japan for a few months, and they pointed out all the subtle (wtf?) jokes that had been peppered throughout. Trey and Matt obviously had someone working on the inside, as there's a lot of piss-taking from the Japanese side.

To be fair, shouting 'cock' at a formal meal is good banter no matter where you do it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)

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