Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Eating OutA few years ago Mrs Law and myself were on holiday in Cornwall staying in Redruth. One Saturday we booked to eat at a place called Tricky Dickies, just outside Redruth.
We went in sat down browsed the menu, ordered our food. Food duly arrives, and there is no salt and pepper. I ask the young waitress "Where are the condiments?". The young waitress looks at me for a second and says as loud as you please "What condoms?". I replied "no, condiments salt and pepper" (emphasied with hand movements to illustrate the point).
The poor girl was going very red by this point before she practially ran off and hid behind the till. We had another waitress for the rest of the night, who did bring over the salt and pepper.
Pop goes the B3ta cherry, after lurking for many months.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, 1 reply)
Nice user name, anything to do with the band?(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:59, closed)
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