Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not actually an innuendo, but a definite slip of the tongue that made me laugh*...A while back I heard a story on the radio news about a young child who'd been killed by a dog outside its owner's house.
The reporter was explaining that someone else had walked past with his own dog recently and the killer dog had attacked his pet. Then came the line:
"He was very frightened and had to beat the dog off** with a dog... I'm sorry, with a stick"
*Yes, it was a story about a child being killed by a dog, and I laughed. I know.
**Okay, well I suppose that's a double-entendre, will that do?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12, 1 reply)
Slip of the tongueWahey that sounds a bit rude
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:18, closed)
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