Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On the delightful tree-lined thoroughfare that is the Walworth Roadrunning from Elephant and Castle to Camberwell Green in SE London, there's a hat shop called "Rimworld". Makes me snigger.
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Hiya Bob!*rims*
How are you doing?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04,
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Carefulwith the tongue Bert.
Young Miss Fossil has a sore posterior.
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I can't believe I forgot about RimworldYou'd have thought that having passed it so many times the memory would be locked in there forever... maybe it was suppressed along with all those of the fights, knifings and muggings I tried to avoid being part of while on the bus to Peckham.
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Moey, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31,
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Evening!As a matter of fact, my bottom is pretty much recovered. Pain has moved to my lower back and shoulders. Wrists are still quite stiff though (fnaarrr).
Yes, I try to avoid the Walworth Road where possible, unless going to the East St Market for bargain fish and meat. And the Mixed Blessings bakery of course.
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