Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A difficult decision...
One of the guys in my office has to give a talk next week on his work. Jokingly, he suggested people might pay more attention if he came up with a swish acronym for what he was studying. He's studying Carbon Dioxide Concentrations.
I of course explained to him the connotations of such initials. Now, fellow b3tans, since the devil on my left shoulder has distracted the angel on my right with bubble wrap, I ask you: should he consistently and repeatedly use this abbreviation in his talk, eliciting sniggers only from the other b3tans who might be secreted in the room?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, 10 replies)
One of the guys in my office has to give a talk next week on his work. Jokingly, he suggested people might pay more attention if he came up with a swish acronym for what he was studying. He's studying Carbon Dioxide Concentrations.
I of course explained to him the connotations of such initials. Now, fellow b3tans, since the devil on my left shoulder has distracted the angel on my right with bubble wrap, I ask you: should he consistently and repeatedly use this abbreviation in his talk, eliciting sniggers only from the other b3tans who might be secreted in the room?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, 10 replies)
CDC?
I've just had a flypast from the Whoosh bird.
Unless you mean CO2C...?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
I've just had a flypast from the Whoosh bird.
Unless you mean CO2C...?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
Well...
...obviously CO2C would be scientifically correct, but yes, I was being immature* and referring to CDC. I also suggested he use a big magenta cock as a logo, but that was probably going a bit far.
*I say it like it's something unusual
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
...obviously CO2C would be scientifically correct, but yes, I was being immature* and referring to CDC. I also suggested he use a big magenta cock as a logo, but that was probably going a bit far.
*I say it like it's something unusual
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
Ah, sorry,
It may be more of a /board thing.
CDC = Crudely Drawn Cock.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)
It may be more of a /board thing.
CDC = Crudely Drawn Cock.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)
it is definitely a board thing
if you google CDC, you get Centre For Disease Control whereas if you google CDC B3TA, you get Crudely Drawn Cock.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)
if you google CDC, you get Centre For Disease Control whereas if you google CDC B3TA, you get Crudely Drawn Cock.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)
Not to worry
As baz has just confirmed, the CDC is more endemic to /board language. Does this suggest I'm spending too long lurking on there? And should my friend use this abbreviation frequently in his talk?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
As baz has just confirmed, the CDC is more endemic to /board language. Does this suggest I'm spending too long lurking on there? And should my friend use this abbreviation frequently in his talk?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
You have to switch between the two
Board and QOTW - both have their purposes. 'tis easier to while away a train journey reading QOTW on a phone than tryin to keep track of /board, for example.
However, /talk - never visited and don't wanna.
Freaks.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)
Board and QOTW - both have their purposes. 'tis easier to while away a train journey reading QOTW on a phone than tryin to keep track of /board, for example.
However, /talk - never visited and don't wanna.
Freaks.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)
Likewise...
I never felt brave enough to dip my toe in /talk. I fear it might be nibbled away by internet piranha.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)
I never felt brave enough to dip my toe in /talk. I fear it might be nibbled away by internet piranha.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)
I got
most of the way to starting a wikipedia article about CDCs, but then decided I couldn't be arsed and didn't have any references.
maybe someone else should do it....
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)
most of the way to starting a wikipedia article about CDCs, but then decided I couldn't be arsed and didn't have any references.
maybe someone else should do it....
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)
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