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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Right lets see what we can do here
Friend of mine was a member of a fairly obscure french right wing party circa 1964-1968.

I daresay some sort of hilarious backstory ensued which distracted you from the conclusion which is that he fell in an enormous buck of piss.

Closing remarks are that when he did so he uttered a catchprase made popular by Homer Simpson.

So we have

Occident In Urine Doh!


Right, Man driving a car, the man's name is Ollie, normally referred to as O by his mates.

Car gets rear ended by another car. The car that hits him was coloured by a pigment made from an iron oxide, coming in four colours, yellow, red, purple and brown, the first three are chemically identical but vary in the heat used to produce them, the forth is slightly different in chemical make up.

Hence the shout from his mate as to the state of his car was

Ochre Dent In Your End O!

That'll do for now.

I have an enormous penis etc.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, 6 replies)
I love your puns.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)
I love your penis too Bert
oh hang on.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)
I'm gonna put you down
Like a sick puppy.
*grabs syringe of petrol*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)
Okay, al
I'll let you love my penis all you like.

...as long as I can love yours tomorrow.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)
sadly it was a lie.

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:55, closed)

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