Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Right lets see what we can do hereFriend of mine was a member of a fairly obscure french right wing party circa 1964-1968.
I daresay some sort of hilarious backstory ensued which distracted you from the conclusion which is that he fell in an enormous buck of piss.
Closing remarks are that when he did so he uttered a catchprase made popular by Homer Simpson.
So we have
Occident In Urine Doh!
Errrrrm
Right, Man driving a car, the man's name is Ollie, normally referred to as O by his mates.
Car gets rear ended by another car. The car that hits him was coloured by a pigment made from an iron oxide, coming in four colours, yellow, red, purple and brown, the first three are chemically identical but vary in the heat used to produce them, the forth is slightly different in chemical make up.
Hence the shout from his mate as to the state of his car was
Ochre Dent In Your End O!
That'll do for now.
I have an enormous penis etc.
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Winner!I love your puns.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:05,
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I love your penis too Bertoh hang on.
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I'm gonna put you downLike a sick puppy.
*grabs syringe of petrol*
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Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07,
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Okay, alI'll let you love my penis all you like.
...as long as I can love yours tomorrow.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07,
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Errrmsadly it was a lie.
*cries*
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