Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My mumalways comes into my room (yes, I still live with my mother) and asks me if I've got any "darkies" for the wash.
I tell her not to refer to the dark-coloured washing as "darkies" when she's out of the house.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:25, 2 replies)
Hilarious*click*
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Sage advice for Mum, thereIt's 'whites' and 'coloureds' these days, innit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28,
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