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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Tool Hire
There is a sign outside the Beaver Tool Hire shop in Portsmouth, that reads:

"You can't lick beaver for tool hire"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:35, 1 reply)
I've seen that so many times! Don't thay also have a naked manikin holding a chainsaw on top of their fire escape?!

They are some funny fellows.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:56, closed)

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