Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Must've Osama Bin DunA large but local independent hostilerly of the family variety in my home town, got taken over a couple of years ago by the treat that is known as Harvester pub chain...
They did their usual, replacing home cooked meals with microwave crap, getting rid of the authentic old shit nailed to the walls to purchase shinnerier newer but faker pub tat...to nail to the walls.
After a while they realised that their make-over and trippling of prices possibly wasn't attracting enough of the old custom back...
So they erected a large stand sign on the side of the road -
'Get a Spit Roast on Sunday - £12.95'
How I chuckled every time...
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:17, Reply)
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