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I reckon it would never have happened if my dad hadn't ignored me so often. I always wanted a younger brother, and never got one - in my idle moments I fantasised about having a good-looking younger brother and, y'know, eating him; and I can tell you it didn't half give me the horn, even though I was only about 10 at the time. So for years I entertained this fantasy in my head and became a computer technician in the meantime. Then, a few years ago, I was reading the interweb and found I was certainly not the only one to think like this; that was quite reassuring, I'd always thought I was a bit strange. Imagine my delight when I found a messageboard on the same place where I could place adverts! Once I'd calmed down a bit I placed an advert for a slim blond bit of totty willing to be slaughtered and eaten, and lo and behold, I got a reply. I went out to meet him; he was a nice lad (if a bit dim), and agreed to let me have my way with him. One night I invited him round to dinner, then chopped his knob off and flambéed it. We then ate it together; it was a lovely meal, so lovely I decided to video it. Then I got a bit excited, stabbed him in the neck a few times, dissected him and partially ate him. Sadly, I got put on trial for it, so I fucked that one up a bit, but it would never have happened if some cunt hadn't told the police when I placed another advert for a vore-buddy on the interweb.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:19, Reply)