Nearly fucked a monster!
When I was 15, I'd made some new friends who went to a different school. Now, of these new friends, I'd met friends of these friends and friends of friends of these friends. In all, I'd managed to make about 60 new friends in the space of a month!

There was this one lass, whose name I shalln't reveal (in case she reads this and knows it's me and tries to get in touch). So I'll call her B.

Becki B was a really nice lass. A bit strange but nice. However, she was as attractive as a breeze block. We'd met up a few times, gone out (not alone) and were pretty decent mates.

Then, one day we were chatting about birthdays. Her birthday, it emerged, was on the same day as mine. We would both turn 16 on the same day. What a funny coincidence. She said "Haha, you know it would be funny if we slept with each other that day, and we could both have our first legal shag! Hahahahahaha". Joining in the joke, I said "Hahahahahaha, yeah, hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahlaughlaughlaugh"

Two weeks later, she'd told everybody she'd come into contact with that we were gonna do it on our 16th birthday. For the first time in my life, I was going to fuck a monster*.

I've JUST remembered this: I went to this school gig at the school that she went to, and we met up. It just happened to be Valentines day. She told her mates (who I'd never met before) that I was her date, and that we were probably going to start a fully-fledged relationship soon! She told her friends this in my presence! Fucking weirdo!

Now, I'm really not the type of person who likes to let people down, so I had two options:

1. Fuck her
2. Start dating one of her mates who, to be honest, I didn't really fancy.

I chose 2. And thankfully, managed to hold the relationship with her until about 2 weeks after my birthday.

And, on the plus side, turns out the lass I dated had the coolest mates ever, and now, 3 and a bit years later, I'm still best mates with them, and haven't spoken to the weird lass or the ex-missus for over 2 years! Yay!

* whilst sober.
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 10:12, Reply)