Crazy People off the InternetThe internet is full of mental. Ever been threatened with violence? Did it spill over into real life? Tell us your story. Or maybe you wish to buck the trend and tell us about the how you've met lots of quite nice, sane people.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54)
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And then your supermodel girlfriend picked you upin your Accord, and you drove off into the sunset, snorting coke off her tits and very much enjoying the last laugh?
Bonus points if you swung the car around, and performed a drive-by decapitation (using the razor-sharp samurai blade that you keep on the back seat, for just such an emergency), to a rousing chorus of applause from the nearby coppers, who thoughtfully disposed of the corpse (in the nearest skip, natch) on your behalf.
No? What a crushing disappointment. Anyone would think that your story is true!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:19,
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Mummy! Mummy! A naughty man is being rude to me on the internet!"Calm down dear, I've told you before they're not real".
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I'm hiding in your mum's cupboard.I'll show her.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:58,
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