He'd be walking funny for weeks.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:33, 2 replies)

It would be the first funny thing he'd managed in whatever it is that he fondly refers to as his 'life'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:38, closed)

Two internet hardmen, expressing a desire to take a bat to a fellow b3tan's legs!
I'd link this as a new story, if it weren't so dull and self-referential.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:54, closed)

I was actually thinking of shoving it up his arse.
And there you go.

An internet "hard"man.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:09, closed)

In fact, I believe Ringo was implying he'd shove said bat up Rory's arse. I, on the other hand, am not particularly fussy about the exact point of impact, and certainly never specified legs. That all said, I'd like to make it absolutely clear, in respect to the above messages, that I do not even own a baseball bat - although I think, should push come to shove, that I could probably borrow a Rounders bat. I will also make a mental note* to run everything by you in future, in order to avoid such misunderstandings as might arise from clearly tongue-in-cheek banter referencing a previous post on a comedy website.


_{* ie, a note reminding myself not to upset the mentals}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:11, closed)

Probably not a good idea.
I'm not on here much, so you'd be looking at a 2 week turnaround on many of your posts. Less than ideal, I should imagine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:18, closed)