Have you considered volunteering for the Samaritans?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:59, 1 reply)

Oh, dear me, no.
I don't think I could deal with all those depressing people and their morbid thoughts.
(Figmaus, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:44, closed)

would you mind
if I posted your reply on some Christian forums.

I think the suggestion that believing in God leads to death by asphyxiwank may create some massive internet craziness.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)

Fill your boots mate
To be honest the suggestion was more about Internet lies leading to asphixiwank death, the "emptiness in your soul" was really just a literary device, the soul in this case being a part of the ego and a qualifiable part of the human psyche rather than a ethereal death-conquering spirit living within us all.

However feel free to interpret it anyway you want to best serve the purpose of winding up the jesusloonies.
(Figmaus, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:01, closed)