I met a fellow b3tan.
We met at a pub relatively close to us.

We drank some nice beers and then discovered that we both liked malt whiskey (funny that!).
From there we tried the *moderately* extensive selection of malts on offer, with some excellent beer chasers.
We had a nice nibble of seafood platter, we met some quite interesting strangers - some more extroverted and gregarious than others.
We discussed many things including; mortgages, boating, fishing, children and teh ladeez, amongst lots of other things.

We did not become instant life-long friends who will marry each other's sister. Nor did we fight over the political divide between using purified waste water as drinking water.
We did agree I think (memory is hazy) however that AB is a skinny git.

The only down-side of the night happened at the very end when I suggested we end our evening of sampling drinks with some "Makers Mark Bourbon" EDIT: This was because it was a whiskey/bourbon neither of us had tried before & it was 2nd shelf.
It's fucking awful and I personally feel that Satan probably pisses something nicer.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:54, 21 replies)

Upset at the internet

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 7:20, closed)

I'd like to say that I never uttered this phrase here, but
"What the fuck?"

EDIT: Considering there was only 2 of us there, I'd be interested in your take on the evening.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 7:27, closed)

My memory is hazy
Where you the one that when the tab came up, pretended to have forgotten your wallet and offered by way of compensation to be bottom?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:50, closed)

bottom your mum.
Off to the Dubai Work-gang fer you sunshine!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:03, closed)

Sure you didn't meet them on OKCupid?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:01, closed)

Yes.
Sorry to be so short but unfunny, unoriginal comment was unfunny & unoriginal.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:07, closed)

So, correct me if I'm wrong here,
but you went to the pub to moan about someone who upsets you on the internet?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:02, closed)

No.
Not really.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:38, closed)

I'm not sure if I should be flattered by the attention or deeply depressed at this insight into the tragedy that is one of his nights out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:01, closed)

You came up in passing conversation.
Well done you!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:22, closed)

Pretty sure he's upset at your pixels here
like some kind of fanny
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:15, closed)

Still at least he's not the kind of obsessive weirdo to go grassing you up to your boss or whining about it in the pub.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:11, closed)

Don't look now AB
your missus is talking about you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:24, closed)

Yeh, it looks like she got upset at some pixels that Emvee caused to appear on her screen

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:35, closed)

Is this some weird attempt to get AB to bung you in the archive?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:37, closed)

Already hold that distinction.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:51, closed)

Can anyone bung you in the archive,
or are you the fussy type?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:37, closed)

And then you and your other account had man-sex.
AICMFP.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:43, closed)