
We remember when this was all fields, and lived a furtive life of dial-up modems and dodgy newsgroups. Tell us about how you came to love the internets.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56)
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No wait, that's shit. What I really did was hack into the mainframe and 3D print my very own Honda Accord. Except I'd used my 1337 skilz to give it the engine out of the Starship Enterprise. And TSW Venoms.
Then I went and shagged some fifteen-year-olds in the park, but the police couldn't do me for it as I'd used my Second Life avatar and worn my special sexhelmet, which connected by Wifi. Which I invented in 1983 on a Commodore Amiga 1200.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:41, 2 replies)
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