I invented the internet
on my rubber-keyed Spectrum 48k in 1982 by plugging it into the waste disposal unit and saying the magic word "Fandabidoze" which enabled me to dial up to a man with a BBC computer in Aberdeen and the CIA. Then I changed all the nuclear codes, knocked Chuck Norris out by flicking his ear with a pencil and made up the acronyms lol, rofl and sygigh before driving off in my Nissan Micra and doing substantial narcotics off the bosoms of my twelve ultramodel girlfriends. And I was only seven.
(rampants, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:29, 5 replies)

You should have sharpened a pencil over Chuckle's head.
That would have humiliated him, and he would have died.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:44, closed)

You must be very ashamed
At having such an unworthy motor vehicle.
(Eukanuba, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:50, closed)

I'll have you know....
... that my Nissan Micra was megacharged and does 0-60 in minus twelve years. Honda Accord owners frequently die of jealousy as I pass.
(rampants, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:56, closed)

That was a believable story right up to the point where you admitted to owning a K10, then it all fell apart.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:34, closed)

Incorrect
It wasn't a K10, it was one of these:

img.motorpasion.com/2006/12/1971_datsun_240z-01.jpg

See, a Nissan Micra.
(rampants, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:01, closed)