A few...
It always ends up one of two ways:

1. They've lied about their photo (or ages) and it's awkward drinks for 30 minutes until you both get bored and leave.

2. You hook up.

12 years on the great interweb and to date have had only one friend who I met from the internet last more than a year.
(Helo, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:07, 8 replies)

I'd have a think about the common denominator here if I were you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:09, closed)

^^^ wot scarpe sed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:10, closed)

And yet I have no problems with RL friends?
(Helo, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:20, closed)

Not having any is what helps you there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:28, closed)

Real life friends still exist whilst you sleep.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:07, closed)

Ooooooh, have you got a 'friend'?,,,

Frieeend?

Frieeeennnnnd?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:12, closed)

Let's take a moment to remember that you cut all ties with your family because of a pair of trousers.
I'm fairly sure you're the problem here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:28, closed)

Oh, it's him!
Well, yes, mystery solved then.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:49, closed)