I mean, is that what you do when you go to bashes?
Do you run into the Wetherspoons in your wakiest hat shouting "FIRST", just sort of hoping for the best?

No offence or anything, but you should probably just kill yourself.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:31, 11 replies)

Agree entirely.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:34, closed)

If ever there was someone who should take their own advice....

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:35, closed)

WOWZERS! RAZOR SHARP WIT!
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(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:39, closed)

Fuck me

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:47, closed)

If I did, I bet I'd be the FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!
FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:02, closed)

I might kill myself actually
in a Wetherspoons. At least when people need a drink to steady their nerves it won't cost them as much.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:38, closed)

FIRST!

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:55, closed)

FIRST!

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:02, closed)

FIRST!

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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:44, closed)

Bashes are far worse than that.
Far worse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:19, closed)

I'm afraid I don't have time to buy 'waky' hats...

I'm too busy being first.

FIRST!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:57, closed)