hoo boy.
So while doing a project on the perverse things that strangers are allowed to say to each other on the internet, I became very curious about a man who had answered every ad I had posted in Los Angeles. Always the same ironic t-shirt and mustache picture and some semi-witty words. Drunk one night (most nights), I emailed him back from some random filthy ad he had responded to and I was inebriatedly curious enough meet him for a drink. I walked into a dark bar and could still make out the pockmarks that had not been clear in the photo and was immediately creeped out. I ordered my own drink and left the one he had gotten for me untouched. We hung out for ten minutes and I escaped with pat on the back.
However, upon arriving home, I cross referenced his email to see exactly which of my gross ads he had answered. And I was horrified. He answered one ad about 14 times. It was a casual encounters post about a girl who had psoriasis but could still bang. Turns out he had been covered over 99% of his body, had radical experimental treatment, and was super horny for somebody who would understand. He included pictures of his ass and his penis covered in eczema in the treatment room.
Further investigation showed he had worked on some sexy porno hidden camera show that I managed to catch on the Playboy Channel (I had lots of male roommates) so I got to see him have sex on screen as well.
Lucky me.
(if you're curious to see the psoriasis ad and the gross things he wrote you can look here: filthynotesfromstrangers.com/wordpress/?page_id=189 )
( landfearing sometimes a jerk, mostly unintentional, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, Reply)