In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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I was an Air Cadet for a few yearsthe squadron was shit, but spending a week at RAF Kinloss was great, including a night exercise where I almost got ran over by a land rover and rugby tackled by some RAF guy, and trying to piss in a Nimrod whilst it's twisting around in the sky meaning i'm constantly changing the angle at which my cock is pointing to compensate, at one point my piss was at eye level thanks to the G forces.
Joining the RAF in a few months though, £27 grand a year for sitting in the back of a helicopter, cheap food and accomodation don't seem too bad!
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:59,
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