In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Back 'tin dayI was in the army. Fightin in World War II, I tell ya. Those bloody germans and there banana cannons, well, it just right took the piss up the avenue. One time, I was having a wank, and I got shot in 't willy, leavin' me infertile.
Eventually it got gangree and dropped orf, but thats another tale for another day..
(, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 14:40, Reply)
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