In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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I not only joinedthe army, I ended up running it. Was really cool got a load of blokes to dress the same and have the same moustache! Then I thought fukkit I'll have the country too. Ran that for a few decades, some yank twat had a pop at overthrowing me about 15 years ago but he wussed out, he son had a go and was a bit better - his hired goons found me in a hole in Tikrit. Bastards. Still got the court martial now bit of a kangaroo court, like, but hey.
Yours
Saddam.
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 17:30,
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