In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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horseplay gets people hurt (Apparently)before going into iraq in 2003 everyone was given NAPS tablets (prevents nerve agent poisioning), they give u the shits and stomach cramps. I just chucked mine in me respirator haversack and forgot about them!
Then one day a couple of months later we were in iraq on patrol an some jinglies came round the rover askin for sweets. Being in the caring sharing forces they got told to fuck off. 2 minutes later we were getting stoned by the wankers.
A couple of days later we saw them again and this time we handed out all our old NAPS tablets to the jinglies and giggled away to our selves as we disapeared off.
Bringa a tear my eye even now!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 21:09, Reply)
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