In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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SIR YES SIR!My old mate Clive, fucked off with being in the RAF and having spent ~9 years calling wankers 'SIR' and being addressed only by his surname, tried to change his surname to... "Sir". Quite brilliant I thought, all the officers having to call him Sir.
I think he got in to trouble once and had to carry a 12ft plank around for a week. Everywhere, bog, bed, drill, whatever. Probably learnt his lesson though.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:27,
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