Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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NanoCaloriesBy a cunning combination of gene-splicing and nanotechnology (using a science as yet discovered), nano-calories will not only contain all the yummy goodness of "normal" calories, (like the ones they use in lard and chips), but they will also contain nano-bots that will chip the claggy bits off your arteries on their way around your cardiovascular system.
The genius of the plan is that we'll only licence them to carefully selected companies; McDonalds, Walkers and the makers of Fray-Bentos pies, so that people who want to get healthy have no choice but to eat crap food!
It's a mad idea... but you know, it just might work.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 1:25,
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