Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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Self-lighting fagsStrike'em against any hard surface and they spark into mellow, carcinogenic life. Especially handy if you live in the US, where no bastard smokes.
And while you're at it, why not waterproof self-lighting cigarettes for the bath? or shower. or sinking submarines. Coat them in wax or summink. Everyone's a winner.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 3:27, Reply)
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