Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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I've often been told that I'm too lazy to wipe my own ass.Well, I thought about that for a while, and came to the conclusion that yes, I AM too lazy to wipe my own ass.
My solution would be to install a smallish but firm "extension handle", if you will, to the underside of a toliet seat. This handle would come equipped with a sizeable portion of toliet paper on it's end, and the apparatus would be used by gently wiping your bum across it's surface as you stand up after evacuating your bowels.
As for clean up of the "extension handle", well, that's not really your problem.
It's the problem of whomever has to use the toliet after you.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 5:22, Reply)
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