Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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The greatest idea ever... if you're an rum-addled pirate of a small provincial scottish townOften I have been wondering around with me hearties late at night, our bottles of Barbadian Rum clenched tightly in our 'ands. But something was lacking...musical functionality!
The new MountGay iRum will be capable of holding 300 cl of spiced or unspiced rum, in addition to 40 gigs of music, due to a complex fibre optic disk embedded in the glass. A free gig of sea shanties to start off with, as well as a free pirate hat would come as standard.
It would be the ultimate level of rumtertainment. At least until nanotech comes along, and we have rum bottles that refill themselves by making rum out of the nitrogen, carbon dioxide and water vapour just sitting there, idle in the atmosphere, just like us workshy, rum-addled students. Anything else?
Oh yes...ARRRRRRRRR!
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 14:38,
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