Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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More Entertaining ZooFor those who want their animals to be more interesting.
We don't care that snakes are nocturnal. We don't want to "appreciate them in their natural condition".
We want those damn pythons high on crack, with guns in holsters strapped to their sides, with the triggers somehow linked to their tongues. In my zoo, there'd be a wild west scene in the background, replete with western saloon bar-brawl pianner music interspersed with lisped "yee-haa"s. Obviously bullet-proof glass would be needed, as only the snakes should get shot to pieces as random bullets fly round the cage. Dress them snakes up funny too, in cowboy hats, and watch everyone laugh.
Then show your kids the crocodiles-on-ecstasy pool, with some hardcore music in the background. See them cray-zee crocs thrashing about. Wave the glowsticks on sale nearby to the latest dumb I-beefer summer tune, and let the love flow between man and croc flow.
Heroin-addict petting zoo? Come on, it's a winner!
And of course, the crowd's favourite... monkey tennis!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 14:55, Reply)
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