Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
I was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
( , Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
I was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
( , Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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A replacement for cars!
How about an animal instead of a car? Maybe with four legs so it can travel faster. It'd have to be big enough to carry a person or two. You could make a little seat that goes on its back, so you can sitt easily! There would be no need for smelly petrol fuel... just some tasty morsels, like hay or something and some water. Less noxious emissions!
For carrying heavy items, you could have, like, a wheeled trailer that connects to a harness. You could even sit on one of these instead of the animal. Being an animal, there would be less accidents because they can think for themselves... less collisions!! LIVING CARS! It's the way forward, I tell you!
edit: shit.. I thought of something else... you could drink and drive with these 'cos they know the way home!!!! RESULT!
( , Thu 8 Apr 2004, 14:59, Reply)
How about an animal instead of a car? Maybe with four legs so it can travel faster. It'd have to be big enough to carry a person or two. You could make a little seat that goes on its back, so you can sitt easily! There would be no need for smelly petrol fuel... just some tasty morsels, like hay or something and some water. Less noxious emissions!
For carrying heavy items, you could have, like, a wheeled trailer that connects to a harness. You could even sit on one of these instead of the animal. Being an animal, there would be less accidents because they can think for themselves... less collisions!! LIVING CARS! It's the way forward, I tell you!
edit: shit.. I thought of something else... you could drink and drive with these 'cos they know the way home!!!! RESULT!
( , Thu 8 Apr 2004, 14:59, Reply)
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