Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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For the OldSecond World War World!
A dedicated area of Coventry (which already has that look and feel of WW2, having never been rebuilt since its horrendous bombing betwixt 1939 and 1945) can be set aside by the government for all those people who lived through the war and insist that life was better then. Thus, they can retire happy to a world as it was in their hey-day, just like that hilarious Nicholas Lyndhurst comedy. Just think:
all those lovely sing-songs round the old joanna
real communities, where everyone knows your name (and also your private business, and you get ostracised from the community if you don't conform to their way of living and outlook on life)
lose weight - there's very little to eat. relive those famous tender family moments you used to share, that are long-gone in these days of the collapse of family and other traditional social structures, such as: 'right kids, i'm afraid that we've got nothing to eat again, so we're gonna have to cook Lucky the hamster'
random bombs fall on the theme park at any given moment
loads of mangled bodies, death and disease
no NHS
your wife gets to do an American GI
norman wisdom AND george formby...jeez, war is a terrible thing really, isn't it?
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 15:11, Reply)
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