Ainsley Harriot
My girlfriend is terrified of Ainsley Harriot, the chef. Whenever he appears of television she has to hide her face until he's gone. You should have heard her language when she first saw that he's now advertising Fairy.

Even describing him is enough to freak her out, "just imagine Ainsley sticking his toungue out".

It's not a race thing, it's not a blustery man thing, it's just him.

Of course, it's great fun to be having a conversation with her while the adverts are muted, then, when noticing that he's on TV, go "Oo!" and look really interested in the television. Human nature means that she looks at the TV too.

Admittedly I do get severely beaten with cushions for it, but it's worth it.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:26, Reply)