Where to start?
- Facebook people who use their status updates as a passive-aggressive form of ragging on their ex

- Facebook people who allow every wanky little app (e.g. astrology, some half-arsed Yankish highschoolers attempt at a witty quiz) to post updates to everyone they know. (Actually, that's just one person)

- All kinds of New-Aged cuntery (crystal healing, psychic reading, and other such cold-reading bollocks)

- People with uncorrected speech impediments who don't see why they should bother to get rid of their lisp/rhotacism/spraying. Especially when they're actors auditioning to play a character who doesn't have one of these impediments. Or when they spray when they talk and have a job as a food waiter (yes, Colley's Supper Rooms in Lechlade, I'm talking about you...)

- The gittish way that BBC continuity and trailer announcers and L'Oreal voiceover artistes are trained to speak veRY SLo-o-lee wiTH comp-LEEt-e-LEE raND-um emph-ASS-ISS. Especially the felchpuppet on BBC Wiltshire radio who pronounces "Travel" as "CHH-vavel". "Sh-AIR YOUR LUNCH. With Gvay-am SEE-mun"? I'd rather share my brass-enclosed fist with your crusty mingepiece.

- The less and fewer, pacific/specific things do rile me, now you mention it.

- Kerry fucking Katona. WHY does the media think we're interested in this silly fucking woman? No matter how much weight she's lost/put on this week, or how much tanned flesh/dirty velour is on show today, she has a freshly shovel-spanged face and the intellectual heft of a bucket of cold gleet

*slavers apoplectically while thinking of all the other annoying things in the world*

Yes, I am over 40. Bloody kids!
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:19, 4 replies)

I agree with the ex-bashing
Seeing as most people nowaday seem to snoop on potential partners through FB then what are you saying about yourself when you bitch and moan all the time?? No wonder you're single!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:39, closed)

"freshly shovel-spanged face and the intellectual heft of a bucket of cold gleet"
this is now my favourite insult
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, closed)

Hating Kerry Katona can never be irrational.
In fact you could probably make a fortune from importing the rationality from third world, sorry, developing countries to feed the needs of the masses that rightly hate Kerry 'Ooops there goes my nose' Katona.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:45, closed)

There's only endless magazine copy about Kerry Katona
because people keep buying it. I'm not sure who these people are, but it does go to show that some people are interested is some bafflingly shitty, erm, shit.

Same reason BBC3 is allowed to keep broadcasting, I think.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:11, closed)