Songs with nonsense lyrics.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, 7 replies)

....just for you...
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:34, closed)

Worst lyrics ever.
I have to stop myself taking the piss out of the lyrics in every single song my missus listens to, as she gets rather upset and calls me a music snob.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:04, closed)

Its Friday, Friday......

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:35, closed)

darn, you beat me to it

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:41, closed)

at least she's keeping it real
now which seat should i take....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:58, closed)

Moonlight Shadow
"4 a.m. in the morning"

When the fuck else is 4a.m. going to happen? They can't even use scansion as an excuse, as 4 o'clock would fit just as well, and not be pig ignorant.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:56, closed)

I am a massive Mike Oldfield fan
But I can't bear any of his songs that have lyrics (except maybe Shadow on the Wall)

Altered State doesn't count, that song is just bizarre.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:42, closed)